Nude Photo of David Walker!!!

For years I used to make fun of people that were stupid enough to take nude pictures of themselves, only to have said pictures turn up on the Internet. I was especially critical of celebrities that took pictures of themselves, foolishly thinking that the photos would remain private.  I would say to myself, “Dumb shit like that would never happen to me.” Well, sad to say, it has happened. A picture of me nekkid has gone public. There’s no point in denying it …this is a picture of me with no clothes on. I am ashamed and embarrassed (not to mention bare-assed), but I won’t hide from the truth. Instead, I will share with you a shameful moment of naive sexual bravado where I thought I could get away with snapping a photo of myself that was meant to be a private thing between me and the chick I was throwing a hump into.  And now, that private moment is available for all to see. I hope you all can learn from my mistake. Continue at your own discretion/risk.

John Edwards vs. John Edwards' Penis…and the loser is…

Well, that dumbass John Edwards has finally admitted that he had an illegitimate love child with his mistress Rielle Hunter (while his wife Elizabeth was battling cancer). This doesn’t really come as much of a surprise, as Edwards slips further into political oblivion, and on his way to becoming a question on Jeopardy: “What former vice presidential candidate destroyed his career because he couldn’t keep from shooting a load of jizz into a scandalous ho’, and thereby knocking her up?” Back in 2008, when Edwards admitted that he had no control over his dick whatsover (which makes him a lot like George W. Bush, who also couldn’t control his Dick), I talked to God about the situation back then, to get his feelings on the Edwards debacle. You can read the interview HERE.

My latest article on MSN

Just in time for the release of Tooth Fairy (which really isn’t that good), comes my new article on MSN about wrestlers who become actors. Check it out by clicking HERE.

Talking to God About the Earthquake in Haiti

It’s been a while since I last had a conversation with God. He is busy, so I don’t bother him too often. But this earthquake in Haiti got me thinking. And then Pat Robertson’s stupid statements really got my blood boiling, and I wanted to clarify a few things. So, I got in touch with God, so I could ask him a few questions.

film review: THE BOOK OF ELI

It’s been nine years since the last narrative film from twin directors Allen and Albert Hughes, and while the trailers for The Book of Eli looked promising—if not a bit grim—I would have hoped that after nearly a decade, the brothers could have delivered a better film. That’s not to say that The Book of Eli is bad, because it’s not. But with a script that is an under-developed mix of ideas and imagery cobbled together from other movies, an uneven pace, and characters that lack dimension as much as they lack charisma, it’s not exactly of good movie either.

DAMAGED GOODS downloads on sale!!!!

My (un)romantic comedy DAMAGED GOODS is now available as a digital download for only $5!!! Click the button above, or click HERE to buy the film today. Watch the teaser trailer below.

Jim Kelly article in LA Times

My good friend Steve Ryfle has an article in the LA Times about martial arts legend and black action hero super badass Jim Kelly (featuring a quote from me).  Click HERE to read it.

BAMF Blaxploitation Archive – SHAFT

BAMF’s Blaxploitation Archive is a collection of reviews originally written in the 1990s that appeared in the pages of BadAzz MoFo. This review and many others have been reprinted and collected in BadAzz MoFo’s Book of Blaxploitation, Volume One, which is now available for purchase.

SHAFT 1971; director, Gordon Parks Sr.; starring Richard Roundtree, Moses Gunn, Christopher St. John

BAMF Blaxploitation Archives – WELCOME HOME BROTHER CHARLES

BAMF’s Blaxploitation Archive is a collection of reviews originally written in the 1990s that appeared in the pages of BadAzz MoFo. This review and many others have been reprinted and collected in BadAzz MoFo’s Book of Blaxploitation, Volume One, which is now available for purchase.

WELCOME HOME BROTHER CHARLES 1975 (a.k.a Soul Vengeance) 1975 director: Jamaa Fanaka; starring: Marlo Monte