Talking Dirty with Dr. No-Love

Dear Dr. No-Love, I just started dating this woman recently, and was pleasantly surprised when she had sex with me after only three dates. So far we have had sex four times, and while the sex is good, there is a potential problem—she likes to talk dirty. Honestly, I haven’t had that much sexual experience with women, and I’ve never had one who likes to talk dirty. I don’t know how to respond, if I should respond, or how to even broach the subject. What should I do?

Dear Dr. No-Love

The other day my alter ego, the dreaded super villain Dr. No-Love*, received an email asking for advice. Rather than deal with this on the Cort and Fatboy Show as I normally would, I thought I would share the question with all of you, my dear readers, and then go on to offer some advice. (Please keep in mind that Dr. No-Love is not a real doctor, which is to say that I’m not a real doctor, nor do I profess to be.)
Dear Dr. No-Love, I have had nothing but bad luck in relationships for as long as I can remember. I won’t go into the details, but believe me when I say that every relationship I’ve been in has been bad. I’m starting to think that maybe I’m not supposed to be with someone, and that maybe I’m meant to be alone. You always talk about how bad your relationships have been, don’t you ever feel like you’re meant to be alone?